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{ WE FACE THE DEAD! }
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
three day weekend
im already off for the summer
i’ve been off since 2011
i burnt my school down
Humans bleed red
Big bads bleed goo
Rock salt is handy
Shot guns are, too
Angels have wings
Hunters save lives
When the Apocalypse comes
I hope you survive :)
fandom
let me love you
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
can you please stop adding irrelevant comments to pictures you’re giving me cancer
the northern lights are a myth
1 in every 4 people is gay.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
#you’re looking for your boatmobile but you’re all turned around
#now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him #but you’re hopelessly lost yourself #stranded with a murderer #you creep silently in bikiki bottom #AHA in the distance a pineapple with the light on #you walk stealthily toward it but AHH YOUR LEG IT’S CAUGHT IN A JELLYFISH TRAP
